Wednesday, January 5, 2011

The Great Mystery

The great "Mystery of Why the Birds Fell Out of the Sky on New Years Eve" is now being explained by fireworks. According to scientists, celebratory fireworks likely sent thousands of discombobulated birds into such a tizzy that they crashed into homes, cars and each other before plummeting to their deaths. This sent literally thousands of birds plummeting to the ground in at least three locations: Arkansas, Louisiana and Sweeden.

Now this explaination makes sense and I am not much of a conspiracy theorist, but is anyone else asking the obvious question, because I am not hearing it raised by my fellow "journalists" reporting on this story - WHY HAVE WE NEVER HEARD OF THIS BEFORE??? Maybe on an occasion like the FOURTH OF JULY???


  1. Maybe there are more likely to be flocks of birds in winter?

  2. We have dead crabs washed up on the beach her in UK and I believe there are also dead fish in US and NZ. Big earthquake coming maybe?

  3. We have the mumerous and usual bird droppings here