Thursday, September 1, 2011

Breaking News


President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault".

The President also announced that the Secret Service and Conresswoman Maxine Waters leader of the Congressional Black Caucus will continue an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party Movement.

Glen Beck however claims to have proven that all the movement in the ground was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.

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